Wednesday, July 23, 2008

How to lose 3lbs in 3 days

- Spend the weekend sitting on the kitchen floor removing staples from a subfloor
- Challenge your OCD by storing your fridge in the living room and the rest of your kitchen in your office
- Make sure you have a sore backed horse that needs light exercise and tons of stretching
- Take on the responsibility of TWO dogs, one of which is a puppy that isn't house trained
- Ensure you have a needy and demanding Kit around to overload your patience
- Find a way to make dinner without the use of a stove or the need for counters while you make sure you keep up your puppy training, because God Forbid you "order take out when YOU can just grill!"
- Work a full time job with a huge Monday deadline and a trip
- Be too busy to eat lunch, too in a hurry to stop for breakfast and too tired to eat dinner

Three more days to go of this living hell and then MAYBE life will be back to normal.

1 comments:

puerileuwaite said...

Ok, I don't know what you mean by "a needy and demanding Kit", but I'm sure I can fill this role for you. I'll even make sure instructions are provided in both English and French, to make assembly a snap.